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| Assemblies, residencies, class visits, author programs, comic relief, family fun nights, and book fair entertainment. |
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| I am vocal sound impressionist, author and illustrator. I'm also living proof you can make a career out of anything! My energetic programs focus on the literary device known as onomatopoeia. My goal in school assemblies is to energize kids about their reading, writing, drawing and SOUND EFFECTS! I really strive to present something DIFFERENT to students. I'm a one stop shop that is easy on your program budget. I have a variety of author, science, art and theater programs to match your curriculum! My assemblies will get those parents back for a family fun night! I've performed at schools across the US, Canada & Australia, and one thing kids love- is being noisy. Let me help direct that energy! Scroll down for programs and prices! |
| Charlie tells stories using an array of realistic sound effects, funny voices and zany humor. Students will learn there are many different voices for storytelling. It's OK to tell it your way. GRADE RANGE: specifically for K-3rd. Although whole school assemblies are fine and preschool is welcome too. Humor for everyone. |
| There are several basic examples of stories per program. 1. Reading a story out-loud! 2. Creating your own story using a storyboard of drawings or cartoons! 3. Retelling a folk or fairy tale in your own words and style! 4. Icing: And of course, how to add sounds for your own storytelling ambiance. |
| Imagine Jack using a chainsaw to chop down the beanstalk. Imagine the tortoise and the hare zooming past in cars. Picture the brementown musicians doing disco. Picture Goldilocks going ninja on the bears' chairs. Imagine a Don Martin and Ray Stevens clone telling stories. You'd get Noisy Tales! |
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| Planning a family fun night? Let Charlie be your entertainment. He'll do a little bit of everything, stories from childhood, rambunctious readings, noisy fun for everyone. And of course tons of comedy sound effects! It's a blast for ALL ages! |
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| GRADE RANGE: 3-6, 6-8. In 1979, Charlie was using noises in school.... for evil! Yes, he could imitate a drip to drive the teacher crazy. He could imitate the school belltone and dismiss class early. But he had to learn how to take a talent that put him in the principal's office and do something productive with it. Hear his stories of working in radio, doing video game sound effects, and being known as "the ambiance guy!" Yes, you can indeed make a career out of ANYTHING. His message of hope reaches "C" students (just like him) everywhere! Charlie's favorite toy was a Mr. Microphone. See why he has so much fun with amplified sound! |
| NOISY TALES! |
| Price: $350 for a 45-60 minute assembly |
| Want a price discount? Check out our BARGAIN BASEMENT page! |
| Price: $350 for a 45-60 minute assembly |
| Want a discount? Click here! BARGAIN BASEMENT |
| Watch the "Mr. Microphone" commercial from the 70's! |
| Price: $350 for a 45-60 minute show. Check BARGAIN BASEMENT for discounts! |
| Listen to an audio sample! Click the button and hear a live segment of Goldilocks raiding the bears' cottage and trying their porridge! |
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| Parents will be wondering why the kids are imitating disco chickens and ninja beavers. They'll come to the Family Fun Night looking for answers..... oh and they'll get 'em! They'll find laughter is the best medicine, especially during these crazy dollar days. DOWNLOAD A PRESS RELEASE DOC Humor is an excellent source of mental fiber. |
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| CLOUDING AROUND! |
| The SCIENCE, SOUNDS and SLAPSTICK of CLOUDS! |
| A noisy multi-media comedy science show for your whole elementary school! |
| Noiseguy's cloud show combines comedy, cartoon animations, science, theater and lots of noisy fun for a show that will leave your students looking up! |
| CONTACT US for more info! |
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| Part cartoon animation, part live action and fully funny! SHOW TOPICS: Three's a cloud! - the three main cloud types The loudest cloud! - which cloud has a nasty temper The whether channel. - be your own weatherman Joe vs the tornado! - my own experience with mean clouds What is that? - what is a cloud and guess the shape! Special needs: Charlie needs a projector and a screen to play his cartoons. He brings his own sound system and laptop. |
| A MULTIMEDIA SCHOOL ASSEMBLY LEARN cloud names! PREDICT the weather! HEAR amazing weather sound effects! LAUGH with a guy whose head is in the clouds! |